astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

bombliate:

how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past

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obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

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this-is-just-what-loki-wants:

olympicairwayss:

What’s the password

that anaconda don’t want none
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rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 
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bespookybescary:

It’s transparent. Drag it. 
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onlylolgifs:

When you hear a song thats overplayed on the radio live..
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just woke up and it’s 8pm

oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

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