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the-fourth-kind:

All iPhones since 2G to 5s, running the latest iOS the device support.
Witness the constant evolution


this is so satisfying to watch

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

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bi-privilege:

rules for experimenting with bisexuality:

  • wear safety goggles and closed toed shoes at all times
  • always work in well-ventilated areas
  • dispose of bisexual waste byproducts in the appropriate bins
  • report any spillage of bisexuality to your professor immediately
  • if bisexuality gets in your eyes or skin, flush with cool running water for at least 20 minutes

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a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

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ostracizedpoodle:

I’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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