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meme4u:

that comment is not very nice

urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

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traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

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"eh whatever it’ll be fine"me right before making a horrible decision (via fall-out-boy)

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shisnojon:

champainemami:

If any of u are vegetarian send me some recipes or something

lettuce

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So my professor was asking questions.
  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.

kennakittymeow:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

Yes^

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wii-sport:

What does this say
all american family dinner
  • mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
  • son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
  • mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
  • son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
  • dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
  • son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
  • dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
  • mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
  • son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
  • dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
  • son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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