proudrebelscum:

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

This is the realist shit ever.

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talk about a badass european ecstasy press collection!
posted @ 7:28PM, 8/4 via @Thizzordie.com!
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tyleroakley:

Finally, I can be me.

crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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merthurshipsjohnlock:

top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over

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Orange is The New Black
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sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post -______-

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

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toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G
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why is there almost 1000 notes on a picture of a mess on the floor? I’m a mess and my selfie’s don’t get notes..
OUTLASTING